Monsters in the Toilet

by Rebecca Valentino

So I went into the bathroom
And was standing near the toilet
And I bet you won’t believe
What I heard!

There was whispering and hissing
There was mumbling and kissing
There was even a loud chirp
Like from a bird!

So I went a little closer
And I knelt down right beside it
And I put my ear down really
Really close-

And then I felt a splatter
From some yellowish-brown water
And I promise you it tasted
Really gross!