How to Wear Fur 

by Rebecca Valentino

If you want to wear a fur  

This is what you have to do 

Snuggle with your dog 

And a long-haired cat or two 

Hold them really close 

And pet them vigorously 

Then carry one around 

(or maybe carry three) 

You’ll be the most in style 

That you ever could imagine 

You will have the greatest fur 

Made only of compassion